Path: news.net.uni-c.dk!howland.erols.net!dispose.news.demon.net!demon!diablo.theplanet.net!btnet-peer!btnet!news-feed1.eu.concert.net!newsfeed01.highway.telekom.at!newsspool01.highway.telekom.at!newsreader01.highway.telekom.at!not-for-mail Newsgroups: comp.lang.beta From: mkc@aon.at (Benjamin S Wiegele) Subject: Re: Make your penis bigger !!! non-porn References: <3bbb3ba4$1_2@news.vic.com> <9pqdgm$jm0$1@neptunium.btinternet.com> <9pqe62$4r5$1@oravannahka.helsinki.fi> Reply-To: kevi@freeshell.org User-Agent: slrn/0.9.7.1 (Linux) Date: 20 Oct 2001 17:23:25 GMT Lines: 33 Message-ID: <3bd1b30d$0$19298$5039e797@newsreader01.highway.telekom.at> NNTP-Posting-Host: L0944P17.dipool.highway.telekom.at X-Trace: 1003598605 newsreader01.highway.telekom.at 19298 62.46.181.241 Xref: news.net.uni-c.dk comp.lang.beta:13033 In article <9pqe62$4r5$1@oravannahka.helsinki.fi>, Joona I Palaste wrote: > Peter Green scribbled the following > on comp.lang.c: >> Dim LOP as integer > >> IF LOP <5 then >> Msgbox ("I guess you have a small penis, Try visiting: >> http://we.love.spam","Small Penis Alert",vbcritical) >> Else > >> IF LOP >5 then >> Msgbox ("Why hello big boy, I guess you dont need any spamming shitheads on: >> C.L.B.V.M,"Schlong Alert",vbexclamation) > >> End If >> End If >> End Sub #include int main () { for (;;) { puts ("Uhm, why do you use an INTEGER for that?"); } return 0; } (that posting shouldn't be a flame...) --