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From: Joona I Palaste <palaste@cc.helsinki.fi>
Newsgroups: comp.lang.basic.visual.database,comp.lang.basic.visual.misc,comp.lang.beta,comp.lang.c,comp.lang.c++,comp.lang.c++.leda,comp.lang.clarion,comp.lang.clipper,comp.lang.clipper.visual-objects,comp.lang.clos
Subject: Re: Make your penis bigger !!! non-porn
Date: 7 Oct 2001 20:33:06 GMT
Organization: University of Helsinki
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Peter Green <pete@greenbay.com> scribbled the following
on comp.lang.c:
> Dim LOP as integer

> IF LOP <5 then
> Msgbox ("I guess you have a small penis, Try visiting:
> http://we.love.spam","Small Penis Alert",vbcritical)
> Else

> IF LOP >5 then
> Msgbox ("Why hello big boy, I guess you dont need any spamming shitheads on:
> C.L.B.V.M,"Schlong Alert",vbexclamation)

> End If
> End If
> End Sub

#include <stdio.h>
int main(void) {
  while (1)
    printf("Always remove all URLs from spam posts when replying to\n"
           "them! You don't want to do the spammer's job for him, do\n"
           "you?\n");
  return 0;
}

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